
Translation:
Waiter: Beer?
Nerd: No.
Girl: Are you driving?
Nerd: No, I'm just the obnoxious type who drinks nothing but water.
Random shit. Now and then... language related topics.
By Daily Mail Reporter
A primary school teacher who left a class of 25 pupils in tears after she told told them Santa Claus did not exist has been fired..
When excited youngsters became rowdy as they talked about Santa, the supply teacher blurted out: 'It's your parents who leave out presents on Christmas Day.'
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Dogs have an intuitive understanding of fair play and become resentful if they feel that another dog is getting a better deal, a new study has found.
The study, in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, looked at how dogs react when a buddy is rewarded for the same trick in an unequal way.
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